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	<title>George Dan Florea</title>
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	<description>Mori, tori si kodila, kitu basculanta, za, za, za...</description>
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		<title>22 iul 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[presedinte]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La o adunare festiva domnul Presedinte  tine o cuvantare. Unul dintre spectatori catre cel din fata :
- Va dati, va  rog, jos palaria, nu-l vad bine pe domnul Presedinte.
Peste cateva momente  :
- Nu va trageti putin la stanga, tot nu-l vad perfect
Peste un minut  :
- Inca putin va rog…
- Nu vreti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perle Bac!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[bacalaureat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. În versurile: &#8220;Ce-ţi pasă şie chip de lut /  Dac-oi fi eu sau altul?&#8221; poetul ne vorbeşte despre aspectul fiinţei cu  care Luceafarul este în gagicareală şi ea îi spune că nu stie dacă va fi  al ei sau va fi altul.
2. Agripina nu avea decît doi copii, pentru ca al [...]]]></description>
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		<title>READ!</title>
		<link>http://www.danflorea.com/?p=140</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:17:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[emisfera stanga dezvoltata]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[inteligent]]></category>

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		<title>LECŢIE DE VIAŢĂ</title>
		<link>http://www.danflorea.com/?p=139</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 08:58:17 +0000</pubDate>
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Un soldat american, inainte de a pleca pe front, s-a dus la biblioteca si a cerut o carte. Era o carte de poezii. A citit cartea care a avut un impact foarte mare asupra sa. Dar ce l-a impresionat mai mult decat cartea erau comentariile pe care cineva le scrisese pe marginile paginilor. Cartea fusese [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inca o minune&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.danflorea.com/?p=138</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un stalp de iluminat public si o statie de  autobuz sunt amplasate chiar in interiorul unui hotel  aflat in constructie.
Dupa minunile pe care le ofera Caracalul a venit si  randul orasului Tulcea sa intre in &#8220;cartea minunilor&#8221;. Pentru ca nu au  existat plangeri, muncitorii nu se arata incomodati de cele doua [...]]]></description>
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		<title>31.05.2010</title>
		<link>http://www.danflorea.com/?p=136</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 08:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[politician]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[preot]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un preot se despartea de parohia sa dupa multi ani de  slujire. Pe langa masa de adio, s-au gandit sa-i faca si un cadou. Ca  peste tot, a fost invitat si un politician sa spuna cateva cuvinte si sa-i  inmaneze cadoul. Dar ca toti politicienii, a intarziat, si atunci parintele s-a  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reteta nemuririi a fost descoperita!</title>
		<link>http://www.danflorea.com/?p=135</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 11:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Specialisti din intreaga lume au  cercetat zeci de ani fiecare particica a vietii noastre si au ajuns la concluzia  ca nu doar &#8220;genele bune&#8221; ne tin sanatosi pana la 100 de ani, ci si cateva alte  mici obiceiuri. 
 
01. 
Mananca mai  multa coaja de paine! 
Ea contine de pana la [...]]]></description>
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		<title>calul nemernic</title>
		<link>http://www.danflorea.com/?p=134</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 08:18:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[romani]]></category>

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Un italian angajeaza 3 romani sa-i vopseasca gardul care imprejmuia casa .
Dis-de-dimineata, inainte de a pleca la serviciu, italianul le da celor 3
instructiunile:
-Aveti aici 3 galeti de vopsea care va vor ajunge sa vopsiti tot gardul. In
bucatarie e mancare, cand o sa va vina foame, va puteti servi. Aaa, era sa
uit. Ati vazut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boc &#038; Base</title>
		<link>http://www.danflorea.com/?p=133</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 09:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boc propune ca semn de  recunostinta sa se tipareasca un timbru cu Basescu. 
Se duce Basescu, deghizat, la un oficiu postal, sa vada  cum se vinde timbrul. 
- Nu se vinde, spune functionarul. 
- De  ce? 
- Nu se  lipeste. 
Cere Basescu un timbru, scuipa pe lipici, il pune pe un plic si-i  arata functionarului: 
- De ce spui [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Formula pentru iesirea din criza</title>
		<link>http://www.danflorea.com/?p=132</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 07:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[criza financiara]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[formula]]></category>

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